Whatever happened to getting-off go-tos like humping a pillow or stuffed animal? Hell, even a trusty hand or vibrator is quite common these days. At least, not for some female Redditors who've taken, umm, creative liberties when it comes to masturbation. In my quest to better understand the solo-sex habits of women, I sought out subjects who turn to offbeat items to orgasm. Self-pleasure away, ladies! Who am I to judge what turns you on?
31 Common Household Things To Use As A Dildo
20 Items Women Have Used to Masturbate - Thrillist
Click here to get it. If you want to learn all the different techniques you can use with your dildo to have back-arching, spine-tingling orgasms, then you may want to check out my in-depth Dildo Guide here. Quick Warning: While this tutorial video is quite distressing, it will teach you how to make your man scream with pleasure and become sexually addicted to you. Before you dive into the guide below, you might want to have a listen the podcast I just finished recording on how to use your dildo for very intense and fulfilling orgasms. Note: Skip to to where I start talking about using your dildo.
47 Women Confess The Weirdest Item They’ve Used To Masturbate With
I want to preface this article by saying that none of the household sex toys below will beat the effectiveness of an actual sex toy. Which is pretty understandable, since these items were primarily created to perform other, less sultry tasks, like cleaning your teeth, clothes and unknotting your hair. But if you're on a budget or too shy to enter a sex shop — or perhaps even too shy to purchase a sex toy online — there are many household items that double as sex toys that can do a heck of a job making your sexual exploits a little more exciting. And nobody has to be left out of the equation: Couples can even use these makeshift sex toys to get off together.
This year was no different — at least until my family sat down to binge-watch Making a Murderer. I went to pull out my box bullet — to finish the job my fingers started — when I made a very upsetting discovery: I had forgotten my vibrator. I was dildo-less. My orgasm, which moments ago seemed just within reach, suddenly became a ton of work.