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John Strubelt is a Lego maniac, amateur linguist, fiction writer, and poet. He holds an honorary degree in pop culture studies, specializing in film trilogies, science fiction, '80s music, and Woody Allen's early, funny movies. There are certain staples that need to be met in order to make for a good Bond movie: lots of action, exotic locales, a great villain with an insidious plot, vodka martinis, and, of course, ridiculously beautiful women. If that said beautiful woman happens to have a name that is a double entendre or pun--preferably a reference to a part of the female anatomy or a sexual act or position--that would be considered a definite plus.
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The 15 Most Cringe-Worthy James Bond Puns

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Here Are James Bond's Most Ridiculous Sex Jokes

Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. James Bond, as conceived by author Ian Fleming, is a suave but professional secret agent who doubles as an assassin. He is cold, detached and is, in Fleming's words, "an anonymous, blunt instrument wielded by a government department. Clearly, there's enough room for interpretation in there to assume he was also deeply fond of boner jokes, because that's exactly what filmmakers did with the character once he started being portrayed by swarthy British types on the silver screen.
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Keeping his end up: James Bond's 10 most unforgivable puns

Whilst many details of the movie are being kept under wraps, we know there will be a pretty epic car chase scene , and we know there will be sexual innuendos. Or, as they say in Scrubs , in-your-endo. Rumour has it the following line will appear, reports the Guardian :. You can see why he veered away from this sort of thing. Pierce Brosnan, the natural heir to Roger Moore, deserves extra credit for delivering it to an utterly po-faced Madonna.
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Roger Moore has died at 89, leaving behind a long career, the most cherished being his seven films as James Bond. Moore lorded over the silliest and weirdest era, when the films went from tough to campier, from clipped Sean Connery to debonair Roger Moore. There are many ways Moore made the role his own, but maybe his greatest accomplishment was the glee with which he delivered untold saucy double entendres. Rosie Carver: Oh, I should have never gotten into any of this! Andrea Anders: I want him dead.
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